Vegan Wellness Retreats · Texas
LoneHollow Ranch, 2027
Five days on 3,000 private acres of Texas Hill Country — food, movement, community, and adventure.
March 18–22, 2027
Utopia, TX · 90 min from San Antonio
500+ guests · whole ranch, just us
Tentative — subject to change
- Where it happens
- Main Auditorium
- Lakeside Lodge
- Latigo Lake
- The Lawn
- Sport Court
- Kids Club
- Hill Country Trails
- Dining Hall
- Outdoor Amphitheater
- The Peninsula
- The Club Room
- The Beach
- The Silos
- Location TBD
How to read this: most blocks offer a few options at once so you can pick your pace, plus the Kids Club is open all day (6:30a–9:30p). Meals and keynotes are whole-community. The 🏅 Vegan Olympics is the retreat's marquee event — one different lift each day (dead hang → deadlift → bench → pull-ups), and when it's on, it's the only thing running so everyone can gather to compete and cheer (Kids Club stays open for childcare).
ThursdayMarch 18
Arrival & Welcome3:00–5:00p
Dining Hall
Check-in & settle in
Find your cabin, explore 3,000 acres, meet your people5:15p
Dining Hall
Dining hall doors open · live music
Come on in, grab a seat, and settle into live music before dinner5:30–7:00p

Meals · Dining Hall
Welcome dinner
6:45–7:00p
Dining Hall
Chef Mario — welcome talk
Meet the chef: who he is and the food to look forward to over the next few days7:30–8:00p

Main Auditorium
Opening ceremony
Main Auditorium — the retreat officially begins8:20–9:00p

🏅 Vegan Olympics · Sport CourtWhole retreat
Vegan Olympics kickoff — Dead Hang
Event 1 of 4 · all divisions · 🏅 $50 Visa e-gift cards for Male, Female & 55+ champions8:00–10:30p
The Beach
Bonfire
Down at the beach — fire, music, easy conversation · may run late9:00–10:00p

Outdoor Amphitheater
Connection & icebreaker games — Scott Bernard
Top of the outdoor amphitheater, under the lights — meet your people
Outdoor Amphitheater
Wind-down yoga — Stacey Heiny
Base of the amphitheater, overlooking Latigo LakeThe Lawn
Breathwork under the stars — Matt Bennett
Guided breathwork on The Lawn
🏀 Contest · Sport CourtCompete
Free Throw Contest with Dr. Alan Goldhamer
Under the lights at the Sport Court · 🏅 $50 Visa e-gift card for the champion10:00p
The Peninsula
Quiet time begins
The bonfire may keep going, but please head to your rooms quietly — sound carries at the ranchFridayMarch 19
Foundations7:00–7:45a

Outdoor Amphitheater
Sunrise yoga — Stacey Heiny
Sunrise flow, overlooking the lakeHill Country Trails
Run with Erin & Dusty (Eat Move Rest)
Group run around the ranch
The Lawn
Burn Boot Camp — Scott Bernard
High-energy group workout at the Field8:15a
Dining Hall
Dining hall doors open
Come in and settle in before breakfast8:30–10:00a

Meals · Dining Hall
Breakfast
10:00–10:15a

The Lawn
📸 Whole-retreat + staff & volunteer group photo
Everyone gather right after breakfast · please wear your retreat shirts10:45–11:45a

Main Auditorium
Keynote — Dr. Alan Goldhamer
The science of the reset · fasting & health
Outdoor Amphitheater
Sound bath — Matt Bennett
Base of the outdoor amphitheaterThe Lawn
Workout with Dusty (Eat Move Rest)
The Lawn12:00–12:45p
The Club Room
Workshop — Kylie Buckner, RN, MSN
“Why Fiber Is My Favorite F Word” · The Club Room
Main Auditorium
Lecture — Joey Bilotich
Main Auditorium
Outdoor Amphitheater
B12 Lecture — Dr. Karin Dina
Outdoor amphitheater1:00p
Dining Hall
Dining hall doors open · live music
Come in early and settle into live music before lunch1:15–2:45p

Meals · Dining Hall
Lunch
2:00–2:45p
Dining Hall
Chef Mario — food demo on stage
Live demo during lunch · a taste of what's ahead3:00–4:00p

Main Auditorium
Doctors Panel
With the retreat faculty
Outdoor Amphitheater
Kickboxing with Scott Bernard
High-energy workout at the outdoor amphitheater
The Silos
Speed Dating — Woop Woop
At the bottom of the Silos · for singles4:30–5:30p
🏅 Vegan Olympics · Outdoor AmphitheaterWhole retreat
Vegan Olympics — Deadlift
Event 2 of 4 · all divisions compete · 🏅 $50 Visa e-gift cards for Male, Female & 55+ champions5:45p
Dining Hall
Dining hall doors open · live music
Come in early and settle into live music before dinner6:00–7:30p

Meals · Dining Hall
Dinner
8:00–9:00p

🏀 Contest · Sport CourtCompete
3-Point Contest with Dr. Alan Goldhamer
Under the lights at the Sport Court · 🏅 $50 Visa e-gift card for the champion
Main Auditorium
Keynote
Main Auditorium
The Club Room
Hip Release workshop with Angel Ardito
The Club Room8:00–10:45p

Location TBD
Silent Disco — Woop Woop
All ages · location TBDThe Club Room
Movie night
Feature screening in The Club RoomThe Beach
Bonfire
Down at the beach · may run lateLocation TBD
3rd Eye Lounge — cacao circle with Neil
Ceremonial cacao · location TBD10:00p
The Beach
Quiet time begins
The bonfire may keep going, but please head to your rooms quietly — sound carries at the ranchSaturdayMarch 20
Community & Connection7:00–7:45a
Outdoor Amphitheater
Sunrise Pilates — Stacey Heiny
Sunrise flow & stretch, overlooking the lakeHill Country Trails
Trail run — Erin & Dusty (Eat Move Rest)
Sunrise loop8:15a
Dining Hall
Dining hall doors open
Come in and settle in before breakfast8:30–10:00a

Meals · Dining Hall
Breakfast
10:30–11:30a

Main Auditorium
Keynote — Dr. Cyrus Khambatta
Mastering Diabetes
The Club Room
Workshop — Drs. Rick & Karin Dina
The Club Room11:45a–12:45p

The Club Room
Lecture — Doug Evans
The Club Room
Outdoor Amphitheater
Yoga with Stacey Heiny
Outdoor amphitheater
Main Auditorium
Live show — Chuck Carroll & surprise guest
Main Auditorium1:00p
Dining Hall
Dining hall doors open · live music
Come in early and settle into live music before lunch1:15–2:45p

Meals · Dining Hall
Lunch
2:00–2:45p
Dining Hall
Keynote lecture on stage
A short keynote during lunch · Dining Hall stage3:00–4:00p

Outdoor Amphitheater
Keynote — Dr. Rick Dina
Outdoor amphitheater
Sport Court
Volleyball game with Scott Bernard
Sport Court
Main Auditorium
Keynote
Main Auditorium4:30–5:30p
🏅 Vegan Olympics · Sport CourtWhole retreat
Vegan Olympics — Bench Press
Event 3 of 4 · all divisions · 🏅 $50 Visa e-gift cards for Male, Female & 55+ champions5:45p
Dining Hall
Dining hall doors open · live music
Come in early and settle into live music before dinner6:00–7:30p

Meals · Dining Hall
Dinner
7:00–7:30p

Dining Hall
Joey Bilotich — talk on stage
During dinner · Dining Hall stage8:00–9:00p
The Club Room
Workshop — Nurse Kylie Buckner
The Club Room
Outdoor Amphitheater
Wind-down sound bath — Matt Bennett
Base of the outdoor amphitheater
The Silos
Workshop with That Vegan Angel
The Silos
The Lawn
Burn Boot Camp — Scott Bernard
High-energy group workout at the Field8:00–10:00p

Main Auditorium
Talent Show
Main Auditorium · 8:00–10:00pThe Club Room
Movie night
Feature screening in The Club Room · 8:00–10:00pThe Beach
Beach bonfire
Down at the beach · 8:00–11:00p · may run late
The Lawn
Silent Disco party — Woop Woop
At the Field · 8:00–10:00p10:00p
The Beach
Quiet time begins
The bonfire may keep going, but please head to your rooms quietly — sound carries at the ranchSundayMarch 21
Transformation & Celebration7:00–7:45a

Outdoor Amphitheater
Sunrise yoga — Stacey Heiny
Gratitude flow & stretch, overlooking the lakeHill Country Trails
Morning run with Erin & Dusty (Eat Move Rest)
Group run around the ranch
The Lawn
Burn Boot Camp — Scott Bernard
High-energy group workout at the Field8:15a
Dining Hall
Dining hall doors open
Come in and settle in before breakfast8:30–10:00a

Meals · Dining Hall
Breakfast
10:30–11:30a

Main Auditorium
Chuck Carroll LIVE — podcast
Exam Room live podcast taping · Main AuditoriumThe Club Room
Beauty workshop — Stacey Heiny
Hands-on · The Club RoomThe Beach
Durian Party with Sal the Fruit Hunter & Doug Evans
Tropical fruit tasting · The Beach11:45a–12:45p

Outdoor Amphitheater
Sprouting workshop — Doug Evans
Sprouting & the living kitchen · Outdoor amphitheaterLakeside Lodge
Food demo — Erin & Dusty (Eat Move Rest)
Lakeside Lodge kitchen1:00p
Dining Hall
Dining hall doors open · live music
Come in early and settle into live music before lunch1:15–2:45p

Meals · Dining Hall
Lunch
2:00–2:45p
Dining Hall
Cacao talk & tasting on stage
A short cacao lecture with a sample · end of lunch · Dining Hall stage3:00–4:00p

Main Auditorium
Keynote lecture
Main Auditorium
The Lawn
Kickboxing with Scott Bernard
High-energy workout at the FieldOutdoor Amphitheater
Raising Healthy Children workshop
Outdoor amphitheater4:30–5:30p

Main Auditorium
Keynote — Dr. Michael Greger
Main Auditorium · the whole retreat5:45p
Dining Hall
Dining hall doors open · live music
Come in early and settle into live music before dinner6:00–7:30p

Meals · Dining Hall
Dinner
7:00–7:30p
Dining Hall
Closing ceremonies on stage
A toast to the week · Dining Hall stage8:00–9:00p

🏅 Vegan Olympics · Sport CourtWhole retreat
Vegan Olympics — Pull-Ups
Event 4 of 4 · 🏅 $50 Visa e-gift cards for Male, Female & 55+ champions · overall division champions crowned8:00–10:45p
The Beach
Bonfire
Down at the beach · runs to 10:45pThe Club Room
Movie night
Feature screening in The Club Room
Location TBD
Silent Disco — Woop Woop
All ages · location TBD9:00–10:00p

The Lawn
Color Party dance party with Scott Bernard
Throw color & dance · Kids Club joins10:00p
The Lawn
Quiet time begins
Please head to your rooms quietly — sound carries at the ranch6:45–7:30a
Latigo Lake
Optional sunrise movement
One last lakeside moment7:30–9:00a

Meals · Dining Hall
Farewell breakfast
9:00–10:15a
Main Auditorium
Checkout & pack up
Clear your cabin, grab your bags10:30a
Main Auditorium
VWR bus departs — 10:30a sharp
Book flights accordingly · the bus will not waitby 11:00a
Main Auditorium
All guests off property
Property closes to guests at 11:00a
Find your way around the ranch
Latigo Lake and the lakeside lodge, cabin clusters, the sport court, and wide-open Hill Country — all yours for the retreat.